Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Isn't this funny?

One Sunday, Satan decided to go to church. The deacons and elders see him enter, and say to the pastor, "Pastor, Satan just came in! What do we do about it?" The pastor says, "Only thing we can do. We pray." So, they prayed. Satan didn't leave. Next, the pastor prayed a very long congregational prayer. Satan prayed along. The ociate pastor says, "Pastor, he's still here! What do we do?" The pastor had an idea. They sang every hymn in the book with the name of Jesus, or the word blood, but Satan sang along with them. Then, they had Communion. Satan ate and drank the Bread and Wine with the congregation. Then, the pastor preached a very long sermon. Half of the congregation was already falling asleep, but Satan was still listening, taking notes, and high-lighting a Bible. The pastor says, "I have one more trick up my sleeve." He whispers something to the worship leader. The worship leader takes the podium, and says, "Brothers and sisters, let us give our tithes." Satan left as fast

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