Does anyone else hope the Particle Accelerator actually creates a black hole tomorrow?

uming, as some have theorized that a black hole would take around four years to eat the the earth that would take us to around 2012. My guess is that it will crash to the center of the earth and gradually suck up matter more or less equally- gravity would not change- until the earth would become a hollow core. In Time huge chunks of the surface would collapse into oblivion, perhaps in a single event. Wouldn't that be the drizzlin' shitz?